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Verdicts Ledger

Every Field Report we have published, with the one number that settles it. Prices are US list prices on the date shown, and each verdict links to the piece where the arithmetic is in the open.

MachineMeasuredVerdict
Yardbird's Chicken Plucker: The Scalder Nobody Bundles 2026-10-03 $1,029.98 buys the plucker plus the scalder no Yardbird bundle includes: 159 birds at the $6.50 Maple Creek Poultry publishes for Cornish Cross. The federal exemption that makes home slaughter legal stops at 1,000 birds a year.
DJI's Agras T25P Spray Drone Is $12,399. Flying One Is $21,449. 2026-10-01 The sticker is $12,399 for an airframe and a remote with no battery; the cheapest published bundle that can fly is $21,449, or 72.99% more. At the $16 an acre the University of Missouri cites for hired drone application, that kit is 1,341 acres.
Finding the Break Without the Rental Counter: VEVOR's Sewer Camera 2026-09-28 El Paso Tool Rental rents a 512Hz-locator sewer camera at $120 a day; VEVOR sells the matching 165-foot unit at $749.90. Break-even is seven rental days, and one month of rent — $1,440 — is 1.92 machines.
HYDROCRIMP's HC-P16MP Hose Crimper Replaces a $10.50 Assembly Fee 2026-09-24 Discount Hydraulic Hose charges $10.50 to crimp an assembly, so the $1,199 HC-P16MP is 115 hoses. Against an $84.95 retail hose it reads as 23, but only $10.50 of that $53.87 gap is the crimp.
Lasers Only's CW 2000W Laser Cleaner: 35 Hours of Hired Blasting 2026-09-21 $10,499 is 35 hours of hired mobile blasting at $300 an hour, or 21 callouts at the $500 job minimum. Four of the seven hourly lines on that rate card are materials it is not sold for, and it needs 220-volt single-phase power.
Harvest Right's Medium Freeze Dryer — and the $600 Step That Beats It 2026-09-19 $2,395 buys about 650 pounds of intake a year at one batch a week, or $3.68 a pound. It is the costliest rung on the ladder: the next $600 buys capacity at $1.15 a pound.
Thirty-Four Days of Rental. Or HUAYEE's HY14C Mini Excavator. 2026-09-17 $7,499 buys the same class of machine El Paso Tool Rental lets out at $225 a day: break-even on the 34th rental day. The yard publishes its dig depth; HUAYEE does not.
Smoky Lake's Dauntless Maple Evaporator Turns 95 Taps Into Syrup 2026-09-14 $3,700.70 makes syrup at $109.12 a gallon in its first season at 95 taps, against $98 shipped. Break-even is 1.11 seasons at 95 taps and 3.53 at 30.
Snow Clearing Without the Plow Truck: Yarbo's Snow Blower Robot 2026-09-12 $4,999 against a plow contract billed per storm: break-even at 4 winters, where an $80 event lands 16 times a season. The warranty covers two of them.
Jackery HomePower 3000: A $750 Step Up From the 1000 v2 Power Station 2026-09-10 $1,399 against $649: the extra 2,048 Wh costs $366.21 per kWh, and every cheaper step on the ladder ends at this same box. On Jackery's own cycle ratings the 1000 v2 is cheaper per kWh cycled, 10.56 cents to 11.39.
EnergyLogic's 140H Waste Oil Heater — and the Oil It Cannot Buy 2026-09-07 $11,799 against $4.09 an hour of displaced propane: break-even at 2,883 burner hours. Federal rule says the oil has to be oil your own shop generated.
Baumalight's TX25 Generator Skips the Engine and Uses Your Tractor 2026-09-05 $5,997 against a 17 kW rental at $165 a day: break-even at 37 rental days. The TX25 has no engine, and asks 42 tractor horsepower at full load.
The Well Has No Power. The RPS 400 Solar Pump Does Not Need It. 2026-09-03 $2,039.99 buys the whole solar pump kit; at a co-op's $6.50 a foot the same money buys 314 feet of new overhead line, which arrives without a pump. Inside a free quarter mile of footage, build the line.
Wood-Mizer KD250: A Lumber Kiln That Comes Without a Room 2026-08-31 $8,495 looks like 2,832 board feet of bought cherry; measured against what a custom kiln charges to dry, it is 14,159. Neither number includes the chamber, which Wood-Mizer does not price.
The Sawmill That Turns the Log for You: Wood-Mizer's LT35 Hydraulic 2026-08-29 $32,995 breaks even at 120 hours of sawing at $0.55 a board foot; the $2,995 LX30 does it in 39. The extra $30,000 buys hours and 32-inch logs, not a cheaper board foot.
DK2's OPG777 Stump Grinder Costs 19 Days of Rental 2026-08-27 $1,899.99 street, $2,090 from DK2: break-even at 19 to 21 days of the $100 daily rental. Fewer stump days than that and renting wins.
Wood-Mizer's LX30 Portable Sawmill — and Its 22-Inch Ceiling 2026-08-24 $2,995 breaks even at 5,445 board feet of custom sawing at $0.55. Below that, paying the sawyer is cheaper.
The Garden Ripens All at Once. Harvest Right's $1,695 Freeze Dryer. 2026-08-22 $1,695 buys about 416 pounds a year at a realistic pace — not the 1,800 the company advertises.
Virtual Fencing for Cattle: Nofence's $309 GPS Collar 2026-08-21 $89.80 per cow per year against $188 for fence, over the five-year warranty.
QYSEA's FIFISH V6 Expert ROV Checks Hulls Without a Diver 2026-08-20 $2,999 against $250 per diver inspection: breakeven at 12 inspections, or five haul-outs.
Langmuir CrossFire PRO: A Plasma Table for One-Off Steel Parts 2026-08-17 A $5,133 working stack breaks even at 184 one-off parts — or 2,517 batched ones.
A Balcony Solar Kit You Plug Into a Wall — and Its 1,200-Watt Ceiling 2026-08-16 About $1.99 per watt of panel — $2.28 per watt its inverters deliver — against $2.60 for a contractor install. An 800-watt kit returns $184 to $258 a year, under a legal ceiling of 1,200 watts.
Nobody Answers the Phone. ElevenLabs' AI Receptionist Does. 2026-08-13 $22–$99 a month against $250 for a human answering service that covers fewer minutes.
EGO Nexus 1400 Turns Mower Batteries Into a Backup Power Station 2026-08-12 Beats gasoline 5-to-1 on running cost at $599–$799. The catch is capacity, not price.
Crop Spraying Without a Plane: DJI's Agras T100 Spray Drone 2026-08-08 Owning costs about $10.44 an acre at 2,000 acres against $12.50 hired, once the T100's real $39,999 replaces the $23,000 drone in MU's model. Break-even moves from 980 acres to roughly 1,300.
Segway Navimow X450: A $2,999 Robot Mower for 40° Slopes 2026-08-03 $2,999 against $99–$264 per crew visit: breakeven in 12 to 31 mows. Worth it on lots up to its rated 1.5 acres, with grades that defeat 2WD robots.

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